Masturbating Midget Man
Big things come in small packages, and Masturbating Midget Man is no exception! Wind him up and watch this pint-sized player beat his massive manhood! This shrimpy stroker is stocky, cocky, and ready to party all night long! He's locked, cocked and always loaded, wind him up and watch him beat his meat! Masturbating Midge makes the perfect gag gift for any occasion!
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Masturbating Midget Man
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